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Regulus Black (blacklionstar) wrote,
@ 2008-06-05 20:20:00

Since everyone seems overly concerned with Pettigrew's idiocy in showing himself at the castle this weekend, I thought I'd bring to attention the perceived safety of Hogwarts. If one known, supposedly reformed Death Eater can sneak in, especially one as obviously dumb as Pettigrew, without anyone noticing until he's practically gone anyway, what's to say it won't happen again? I would like to know what's being done to ensure that our future is being preserved as securely as possible and that just because the Ministry is getting lax, security as concerns our children is not.

You think that'll cause any sort of stir at all?

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	Private to Death Eaters the_heir 2008-06-06 08:39 am UTC (link)
	I don't know what you're doing here, Regulus, but I do say you'll get some sort of stir. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Private to Death Eaters blacklionstar 2008-06-06 08:44 am UTC (link)
	I'm hoping to show our curren establishment, in their soft ways, is doing far more harm than good. For everyone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Death Eaters the_heir 2008-06-06 12:23 pm UTC (link)
	I only hope you know what you are doing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Death Eaters blacklionstar 2008-06-07 07:03 am UTC (link)
	I do ~~I think~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dearly_departed 2008-06-06 08:53 am UTC (link)
	Yes, and I'm sure the Ministry will give your comments all the thought and consideration they deserve. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	blacklionstar 2008-06-06 09:00 am UTC (link)
	I should hope so as that is their job after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dearly_departed 2008-06-08 08:11 am UTC (link)
	Yes, it's clearly their job to listen to every single half - baked complaint that comes their way. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Death Eaters the_spare 2008-06-06 09:57 am UTC (link)
	I hope. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Death Eaters blacklionstar 2008-06-06 10:11 am UTC (link)
	You're welcome. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	paddywhack 2008-06-07 12:14 pm UTC (link)
	Obviously the Ministry isn't doing anything at all about it. After all, they pardoned a bunch of your friends, didn't they? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	It took Regulus all day to figure out how to try reply to this without getting in trouble. blacklionstar 2008-06-08 08:32 am UTC (link)
	They did. But I hardly see how that's relevant to your friend breaking into the school. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

paddywhack
2008-06-08 08:38 am UTC (link)

Let me fix that for you, shall I?

... how that's relevant to my FORMER friend breaking into the school.

There, all better. I've seen the error of my trusting the wrong sort. Amazing, that.

[Hexed private to Regulus]

What the fuck do you think you're doing with this? You want to cause more issues and troubles? Is it fun for you to see people running about in a panic? I'd thought you'd changed but obviously not. If you know a single thing about Peter or any of your other so-called friends, you'd better tell me.

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	Private to Sirius blacklionstar 2008-06-10 11:40 am UTC (link)
	I don't know what the bloody fuck I'm doing anymore. It...it just sounded like the right thing to say. I can't say yet. Give me awhile longer and I'll tell you everything, yeah? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Regulus paddywhack 2008-06-11 07:40 am UTC (link)
	The position you're in, it's dangerous not knowing what you're doing. You have to think, Regulus. You're either going back or you're not. There isn't a grey area here. So think carefully. You want to meet? I wouldn't turn down drinks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Sirius blacklionstar 2008-06-11 07:46 am UTC (link)
	I'm not going back. There's no question about that. They just don't know it yet. They also aren't going to know it any time soon. Sure. When're you free? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Regulus paddywhack 2008-06-11 07:49 am UTC (link)
	~~I'd like to believe it but...~~ Just be careful, Regulus. Free most of the time. That's what I get for not having a real job with lots of important memos and a desk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Sirius blacklionstar 2008-06-11 07:54 am UTC (link)
	Of course. Wouldn't want to go off getting killed or anything like that. I'm free after work tomorrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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paddywhack
2008-06-11 07:57 am UTC (link)

You get your arse killed and I'll kill you myself. There is no way I'm going back to being the heir to the Most Noble House of Black. Besides, who would I give so much shite to?

Sure you can free yourself from your desk? And since you're the one with the steady employment, I say you buy. You're such a generous person anyway so I doubt I needed to have mentioned it.

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	Private to Sirius blacklionstar 2008-06-11 08:12 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm sure they'd find someone much more fitting to be the Heir. And you'll find someone to give all that shit to. Getting away from my desk shouldn't be much of a problem. Of course, because there's nothing ironic about the younger reformed Death Eater brother taking the older hero brother out for drinks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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paddywhack
2008-06-11 08:20 am UTC (link)

Right. Cause the House of Black is sane and rational like that.

Too right but I'd rather give you it all. Again, you're the Heir. You get it all. And before you ask, yes, I do make myself laugh.

Nothing at all ironic or funny about the younger reformed Death Eater taking out the Hero who actually chose the appropriate side from the beginning. If you ask nicely, I'll let you buy me dinner, too.

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	Private to Sirius blacklionstar 2008-06-11 09:02 am UTC (link)
	Of course we are, I mean, we knew to get rid of you didn't we? Well, at least someone laughs at you. Oh good, here I was concerned that I wouldn't get to do that. Thank you for quelling my fears on that front. And it wasn't entirely my fault I chose the wrong side. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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paddywhack
2008-06-11 09:05 am UTC (link)

Fuck off. Can't be all that sane and rational what with all the inbreeding.

With me, brother mine. With me. You know you're laughing, too.

I'm ever so glad to have allayed your fears. Since you obviously were trembling with the need to feed me, you are, of course, more than welcome to buy me dinner at an expensive restaurant. It's the least you can do and we wouldn't want anyone thinking that the Heir would eat anywhere else.

Course it wasn't entirely your fault. I'm sure we can take care of part of the problem. Speaking of which, have you heard from the problem lately?

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blacklionstar
2008-06-11 09:50 am UTC (link)

The inbreeding could've been far worse. They could've married me off the Bella or Narcissa.

Oh yes, Kreacher's coming to see if I need to go to Mungo's I'm laughing so hard. And it's at you, brother. You're just laughing too hard to see.

Ah good, so I'll be able to spend a lot of my money in one place. Brilliant. It's a good thing you're watching out for me like this, y'know. Otherwise, I'd make all these social faux pas without realizing it.

Since mother and father are both dead, I can only presume you mean Bellatrix? Then yes, briefly not too long ago.

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paddywhack
2008-06-11 09:55 am UTC (link)

God forbid. I can only imagine the special hell being married to Bellatrix. I'll now have to go expunge that thought from my head. Thanks muchly.

I figure you have the family fortune and I'm the black sheep. The justice of you using mum's money to pay for my meal will just make dinner taste that much better.

Would that I had been around to keep you from blundering more.

Anything to share about our darling and completely barmy cousin?

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blacklionstar
2008-06-11 10:04 am UTC (link)

And here you thought you were the only one in the family with a sense of humor. It was my pleasure, really, Sirius.

What an odd sense of justice you seem to have. Though it does make some sense. To think how loudly she'd yell if she ever found out...

Bringing up the past does no one any good now.

Nothing that will be any help to you and your lot yet... When things pan out, I'll be sure to let you know.

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	Private to Regulus paddywhack 2008-06-11 10:07 am UTC (link)
	That isn't a sense of humour. That's torture. I've a brilliant sense of justice. and humour. and fashion. and amazingness. Really, you are gifted just to know me let alone be related to me. Point though the past is coming back to haunt the pair of us. Good, you do that and if things turn, I'll be there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Sirius blacklionstar 2008-06-11 10:22 am UTC (link)
	Oh, woe is me, being cast in such a dark shadow. How ever will I deal with such a thing. It's regular gift, all right. The gift that won't stop giving. The past has always been at my heels, it was only a matter of time. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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paddywhack
2008-06-11 10:30 am UTC (link)

To be as blessed as you, it is such a cross to bear but I'm sure you're up for the task. I'm sure buying me a hearty meal can only help, too.

And fuck off, you know you love how I'm so free with my opinions and gifts of wisdom.

It's been at both our heels, regardless of side. You hear anything at all about Peter and I'll make sure that little fucking bastard is taken care of.

Thanks aren't necessary. You should know that by now.

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	Private to Sirius blacklionstar 2008-06-11 10:41 am UTC (link)
	Buying you a hearty meal will only make my load heavier. Better only let you eat that salad at the beginning of the meal. Only a little bit. Of course. Most of us would like to see him gone too so... I know. But thank you anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Regulus paddywhack 2008-06-11 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	I see why you don't date much. You'll still buy me that hearty meal and because you just called me fat, I'll have dessert too. You're an absolute sap and I have no idea how you survived it the last time if you're this sappy and overly emotional. I've no idea where you got it from, either. It certainly didn't come from me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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blacklionstar
2008-06-11 10:28 pm UTC (link)

I don't date much because as attractive as reformed Death Eaters are, that just doesn't seem to bring in the ~~right~~ girls. But my personality was a good honest try, I'll give you that. Though to be fair, you get dates so personality can't have much to do with it.

I'm not sappy or overly emotional. And even if I was, I'd blame you for leaving me alone with mother and Kreacher all those years. So it is your fault even if it didn't come from you.

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paddywhack
2008-06-11 10:41 pm UTC (link)

You'd think the air of darkness and the possibility that you used to torture their families might possibly bring them in. Birds are silly creatures like that.

I date because I'm hot and I have a stunning and winning personality. I know you're upset because I'm the oldest and took all the looks, brains, personality, talent and cocksize from you but, really, I couldn't resist.

Great. First you thank me then you blame me. You really are a moody bastard. You take after mother like that.

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	Private to Sirius blacklionstar 2008-06-11 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	You'd think, but then they see the tattoo and they all get scared or summat. Like actual birds. Yeah, but that hair of yours, really. It's just unfortunate. At least I don't shriek. And you're the crazy one, so if anyone takes after mother it's you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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paddywhack
2008-06-11 11:26 pm UTC (link)

Girls seem to like my tattoos. Maybe it's the whole skull thing. Nothing sexy about skulls. Have you thought about getting a flower to cover it?

You are an absolute arsehole. My hair is quite attractive. I get compliments on it all the time. I'll have you know that I can name three people off the top of my head that love to run their fingers through my hair.

Just wait. Live in that house long enough and you'll start to shriek just like mummy dearest. And I'm not crazy. I'm eccentric.

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blacklionstar
2008-06-12 02:04 am UTC (link)

It might have something to do with the snake too. Most birds don't like snakes very much. A flower? Honestly, who do you think I am? You?

Oh you can? Who, I'll be sure to contact them and see if you're lying or not.

I will not. I'm far saner than she ever was. Besides, she still shrieks enough for the pair of us.

Right, eccentric. Is that what the doctors tell you to make you feel better?

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	Private to Regulus paddywhack 2008-06-12 03:59 am UTC (link)
	I haven't a flower on my body, thanks muchly. Fish? Gargoyles? Tribals? Got all of them. Flowers? Not so much. You want a list? Why? So you can try for my seconds? That's not much of a recommendation, you realise. She was never very sane to begin with. Sod off, you know that you wish you were as cool as me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Sirius blacklionstar 2008-06-12 04:21 am UTC (link)
	A fish? Why would you have a fish tattooed on your body? That just seems absurd. No, to see if you're bluffing. I wouldn't want your seconds. You? Cool? Okay, now I'm laughing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private to Sirius paddywhack 2008-06-12 04:26 am UTC (link)
	Thus speaks the man with a snake crawling out of a skull on his arm. You'll excuse me for not taking you seriously. James. Remus. Lily. Harry. There's five right off the top of my head. You really have gone round the twist, haven't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Sirius blacklionstar 2008-06-12 04:40 am UTC (link)
	Touché, brother, touché. Trouble counting? That's only four. I somehow doubt they love running their fingers through your hair ass well, though I will ask them. Excuse me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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paddywhack
2008-06-12 04:55 am UTC (link)

There are more but, again, I'm suspicious as to your intentions. And I'll have you know that I do not have hair on my arse. There are spells to take care of that. Perhaps that's another reason why you don't date.

You're laughing as I state the obvious. All aboard the House of Black express train to insanity! You'll be shrieking while Kreacher mutters and sneaks around behind you. Then I'll have to commit you and take over the family fortune. Wait, why I am discouraging this again?

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	Re: Private to Sirius blacklionstar 2008-06-12 05:11 am UTC (link)
	Nothing but the best intentions, honest. I swear to Salazar...one bleeding misspelled word and I get... I'm sure that you would know about those spells. Use them often then? Because I'm your brother and you'd hate to see that happen to me no matter how much you like pretend otherwise. Besides, if you really needed money, all you had do was ask. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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paddywhack
2008-06-12 05:45 am UTC (link)

Right. Of course. Anyone else and I'm not comfortable kissing and telling. Rumours aside, I am a gentleman of the highest calibre.

What else are brothers for? You'd think you'd be used to it after all these years. I do use the spells quite often. Would you like to hear the details? You are a right pervy bastard, aren't you?

Quite right, you've found me out as to my intentions towards you. Also, I've enough money, thanks. I'd rather not have a thing to do with the Black fortune. You are more than welcome to all of its tainted glory. I'd starve first.

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	Private Sirius/Regulus blacklionstar 2008-06-12 06:26 am UTC (link)
	Ah, of course. A gentleman. I wonder some days as to whether or not you were dropped on your head in that first year. It certainly would explain...everything. Then I don't suppose you'll be eating much when we go out to eat. Especially since the money I'll be using will have come from the tainted Black family fortune and all. It's a shame really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private Sirius/Regulus paddywhack 2008-06-12 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	If being dropped on my head caused me to turn out the way I did, it was the best thing mummy dearest could've ever done for me. I like to think that you'll be using the House of Black money for yourself and your Ministry cheque for me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mc_c 2008-06-08 05:13 am UTC (link)
	You have kids? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	blacklionstar 2008-06-08 08:27 am UTC (link)
	No, but I have ~~two~~ a cousin who are young enough to worry about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mc_c 2008-06-08 11:25 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Metaphorical then. (Reply to this) (Parent)