I swear to Salazar the muggles around here are insufferable. Merlin forbid I take a walk outside for a few moments and they stare and whisper as though they've never seen me before. Honestly, I've only lived in the area for almost thirty years. Granted they cannot see the house You'd think they'd be used to seeing me by now.

[Private Death Eaters and sympathizers]
What I wouldn't give to be able to just hex one of them...
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[Private Meadowes]
Forget about what I said the other night. I was lying. Sort of
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[Private, persons trying to break it will suffer severe burns on their hands]
What the bleeding hell was I thinking telling Dorcas that? What was I thinking even writing that? What if someone had broken that charm and seen what I hadn't done?